itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

(Source: maxmff, via celloismistic)

erikundbine:

wet-diapers:

I tried to let my baby be a big girl today and this is what happens. I’m starting to think she likes to be in her diapers :P

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TumbleOn
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xpaddedcell:

The biggest little problems are the hardest to hide .__.

xpaddedcell:

The biggest little problems are the hardest to hide .__.

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  • Me: I'm watching this really dark movie.
  • Brother: What's it about?
  • Me: A girl's parents were killed in a car crash.
  • Brother: -Swallows-
  • Me: So her sister has to raise her. Only, CPS keeps trying to take the girl away because they think that the sister's unfit to be a guardian.
  • Brother: Wow.
  • Me: And then an alien comes.
  • Brother: What?
  • Me: And other aliens are trying to hunt him. And one of them kidnaps the girl and she almost dies. But then the first alien saves her but then he almost dies. And there's an action-packed chase-scene with a volcano and a gas truck explodes.
  • Brother: What the heck are you watching!?
  • Me: Lilo and Stitch.
crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

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