- Me: I'm really into some kinda weird stuff. Are you into kinky sex?
- Him: Oh definitely. I love hair pulling and neck biting, I'm REALLY kinky.
- Me: No.. You don't understand.
women are better than men = misandry
men are better than women = misogyny
men and women are equal = feminism
everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,
everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables
everyone’s dead = supernatural
everyone’s important = doctor who
everyone’s an idiot = sherlock
everyone’s food = hannibal
Everyone’s a winner=Hot Chocolate